Bad Ass Madonna

Believe it or not but Madonna landed on her ass.  And it happened in full view of all her fans while she was performing.  Some of us may be forgiven for smiling just a little. It’s just not fair to look that good and be that fit at fifty.  At least this slipup proves that Madonna is actually human.  It happened when she was on tour in Lisbon.  The ‘Material turned Kabala Girl’ had just finished bumping and grinding (yeah, her pelvis) into a speaker and electric guitar when she fell on her ass.  It happened in an ‘is the universe trying to tell you something?’ kind of a way.

It may just have been that the black bodysuit was too tight and she needed more oxygen.  It looked like she lost her balance (this does happen as you age) and over she went.  Her killer heels went straight up into the air.  But being the seasoned performer that she is, Madonna carried on regardless.  There were no broken bones but there may have been a strategically placed bruise or two.  It is believed there were concert goers who thought Madonna should not have got it on with the electric items on stage.  The reason given was ‘she’s too old and it’s undignified for a woman of her age to behave like that in front of people young enough to be her kids’.