Will Paris Freedom Be Short-lived?

Bookies William Hill have been inundated with requests from punters speculating on Paris Hilton's future career and have accepted bets for Paris to become a Nun at 33/1, President of the USA at 1000/1 and an Astronaut at 2500/1. The biggest interest has been for Paris to break her probation and find herself locked up again a price that has been cut from 10/1 to 6/1.

"Poor Paris, not an adjective usually used to describe her, but you have to feel slightly sorry for her as punters are convinced that she will be unable to keep up the whiter than white façade and we have already cut the price of her finding herself back behind bars to 6/1," said William Hill's spokesman Rupert Adams.